she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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