He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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