on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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