I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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