you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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