Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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