whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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