what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I faked an abortion last night.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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