Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
