stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I am mentally ready for anal.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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