hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
no, he came in my armpit
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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