i barfeds in our rink
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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