Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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