Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Randomize
