Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...