I must be too annoying 4 u.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
