windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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