I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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