i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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