You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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