we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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