you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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