new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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