his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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