zippers are such a cool invention
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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