dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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