doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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