Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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