Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
sarcasm needs its own font
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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