Swine flu. Run for my life!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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