Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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