you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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