it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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