Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Panties = found
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