Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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