Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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