I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
