whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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