You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We left the knife in your bed.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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