the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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