Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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