Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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