Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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