I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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