just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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