So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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