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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.

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• (347): View more from New York

  she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.

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  ofcourse you didnt.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm so proud of us for not dying.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm abstinent now

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  Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Verdict: uncircumcised.

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