So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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