I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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