Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
