I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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