would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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