so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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