I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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