Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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