there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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