Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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